petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

(Source: baracknobama, via telapathetic)

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via officialwhitegirls)

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: stropping, via telapathetic)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

(via tightvaginas)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via refreshes)

thatfunnyblog:

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