hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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sublim-ature:

Kirnitzsch, GermanySource

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship
megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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